Here it finally is, the rest of my adventure in the beautiful and crafty Portland, Oregon.
Let’s get straight to it.
Teardrop Lounge was recommended to me by the bartender at Hamlet. Interestingly enough I found it very different from almost every other place I visited in town – It was much more urban-chic vs. the urban-indie I’d observed so much in my small time there. What do those two even mean… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I may have made them up and I can only hope you are getting it.
The look of the place reminded me of a brand new swanky hotel bar. Not necessarily in a bad way except for the extremely loud club music. My colleagues that joined thought perhaps it was their method of attracting the happy hour crowd walking by. Definitely something I could see being done (and working) in Uptown Minneapolis. Do I not seem impressed?
The Cocktails
Personally I found their offerings quite nice in range of liquors but not extravagant to the point you have no idea what’s going on. The most complex ingredient I found was “Pear-Chamomile Shrub.”…What the… *Insert Thinking-Emoji here*.
A worthy note is they include a very friendly “Glossary of Terms” in the back of their menu which is a thoughtful and inviting opportunity to understand what on Earth you are about to drink. I did not however find out if what a pear-chamomile shrub was.
It was a warmer day and the brisk walk over had me in the mood for something refreshing. I saw the “Dutch Nemesis” on the menu which consisted of gin, lime, pineapple and sparkling brut. Sounds tart and refreshing right?
Ok I guess…so where the hell is my paper umbrella? It tasted a little sweeter than expected but it’s presentation caught me off-guard.
Due to my colleague’s growing headache and the club-mix playlist (possible reason for the headache) this was the only drink I tasted. I didn’t not enjoy my experience and I do wish I could have tried another of their cocktails.
My last note on this place is that I did not see both at the bar or on their menu, any higher-end options for neat drinks. Their business seems to be smalls plates and cocktails, period.
Pépé le Moko is a close contender for my 2nd favorite (between this and the
Multnomah Whiskey Library reviewed
HERE). Not hard to find from the elegant logo on the window and a little flashy neon light advertising “Fresh oysters”. LOVE.
An important note is I was visiting on a weekday night, so the crowds in downtown were slim. Their site (see link above or below) advertises their phone number for taking reservations. This place is small, and if full there is NOWHERE to wait except outside.
You see, when you walk in the first thing you come face to face with is some guy slicing fresh baguette or shucking those fresh oysters over a large bowl of crushed ice. You have about 3 feet between the two of you and directly to the left is a dark, steep staircase leading to a basement.
A waitress came up almost immediately and offered to seat me.
As I followed her and descended down the stairs into what felt like a war bunker with peeling paint on the concrete walls and a curved ceiling, I have to admit I felt like one of the cool kids.
I can’t rave enough about how much I loved this space…..but wait for it: You sit down and they bring you home-made corn nuts?!?!?! DEAD.
The Cocktails
Oh yeah, they have cocktails. Their menu is small and consists of classics like negroni’s, amaretto sours, and of course old fashioned’s. I went for the old fashioned and was not disappointed. The bartender gave such care to his craft with the diamond-clear ice and perfectly twisted orange peel. The flavors came together for that warm, sweet and smokey taste of rye bourbon (they use Woodford Reserve).
I couldn’t stay for long, though I wish I had and I deeply regret not trying their “Grasshopper” which looked more like a burger-shop malt than a drink. Yes, it has ice cream. But when you see them being made all night and for a whole table of 4 you have to suspect that you might be missing out on something good.
Aside from all that gushing it was actually the bartender here that helped me find my favorite spot in Portland (Spoiler, The Bible Club see below), #winwin. I can’t say anything more except GO HERE if you are in town. Take it all in and feel so, so damn cool.
Finally the best for last: The Bible Club.
UGGGGHHHHHHHHHH. Ok I just had to get that out because this place blew my damn mind.
Let’s start with the love, time, and OCD that went into putting this place together. As the bartender and co-owner told me, 95% of everything here is original antiques from the 1920’s-30’s. The crystal glasses, the art, the tables and chairs. This is one of the most legit speak-easy bars I’ve ever been to. My images just couldn’t capture everything there and I apologize for the low-quality.
Ok, when you look it up on Google the image of the place looks like your neighbor’s house. Seriously there are no signs and you half expect to try the front door only to find it locked and an angry home owner to bust it open and threaten you for trespassing. It’s all part of the speak-easy feel.
This place is about 10-15 minutes East of downtown which I found out from my lovely Lyft driver is a jaunt to Portlanders. Don’t listen to them, just go make the “trip”.
The Cocktails
Their list of curated drinks are great for their names and exciting for the creative ways the spirits have been mixed. I first enjoyed the “Penicillin” consisting of single malt scotch, ginger, honey and lemon. Perfect.
I also tried the “Monkey Gland” because it contained Absinthe which always intrigues me. Side note: In my personal experience NOT MANY bars do absinthe right….or even well. Bible Club did though and the bartender Jessica made magic happen.
BTW, did I mention they only carry Peruvian Pisco? As everyone should.
To be completely honest with you, after that 2nd drink I shamefully don’t remember the next two drinks – Except that I enjoyed them, ordered some foodgasm-worthy homemade mac & cheese, and then my phone died.
Like always, I could drone on about what and how much I loved this place but you really should go enjoy it for yourself. This place is my favorite mainly because of it’s incredible personality, the space, and of course it’s step-up in creating craft cocktails. The passion is evident in the menu and staff.
This concludes my long-winded post(s) about Portland and I hope you enjoyed or got something from them. Please feel free to comment or ask any questions….as you can tell, I’m full of opinions and sometimes answers.
Locations in the above images include:
Teardrop Lounge
Pépé le Moko
The Bible Club